We always had an inkling that John Mayer was a douche -- ever since we heard lyrics like like "You got this room for two / One thing I've left to do / Discover me / Discovering you." But now it seems that Mayer is not content with his lyrics doing the talking, and jumps at the chance to out-douche himself with every interview he gives.
John Mayer loves famous women, some of whom have seemingly crazy sex lives.
Some of John Mayer's love interests, like Kim Kardashian, are on the long list of famous people with celebrity sex tapes.
Kim's not the only one on this list to have a celeb sex tape either!
Minka Kelly has her own celebrity sex tape and is on the list with Kim.
Wonder how long it will be until John Mayer gets caught with one of the women on this list and becomes another celebrity with a sex tape.
I thought his list of exes would be longer- it is surprisingly short!
surprised viewers by bringing in Bob Weir and John Mayer of Dead & Company for its Tuesday talk show, on which Mayer talked about his "gnarly guitar face" and his upcoming solo album.
The douchiest quotes from singer John Mayer (douchebag), from his sex life with Jessica Simpson to his masturbation rituals.
We all know that John Mayer is a giant douche, but he still can't seem to keep his mouth in check (especially in a recent Playboy interview), and eventually someone is going to try and wash it out with a bag of Summer's Eve. Mayer obviously writes songs because he can't form cohesive sentences (we think we're starting to see why/how he dated Jessica Simpson).
It's not only us, other girls (Taylor Swift, ahem) also view him as the ultimate douche.
Sure, his love songs are beautiful, but does that make up for the fact that he is a jerk in almost ever other area of life? After you read these terrible, annoying, sometimes even racist quotes, you'll want to punch the guy right in his stupid singing face.