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And then, when you said that you might want to have kids and I wasn’t so sure, who had the vasectomy reversed? You have no idea the physical toll that three vasectomies have on a person! ” Trying to articulate his feelings about babies: “I love babies.
And then when you said you definitely didn’t want to have kids, who had it reversed back? I think they are beautiful in all sorts of different ways. And I think it’s because they see me as one of them. cooler and with my life put together a little bit more.
I try to pick up and hold a baby every day, if possible, because it nourishes me.
Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what.
As played by Steve Carell, he’s like an overgrown, desperate-to-please child, and the things he says are often simultaneously appalling and appealing. It’s like with fireman: You don’t leave your brothers behind. Well, to have Kelly explain it, ‘It’s blah, blah, blah, blah. I want them sucking up to me because they genuinely love me.” Musing about his financial situation: “Yes, money has been a little tight lately. And actually probably it would be a better screenplay idea than a serious suggestion.” Putting forth a completely confused vision of life: “My philosophy is basically this.
Take a look through some of Michael’s most cringe-inducing comments and hilariously clueless lines in this list of the best Michael Scott quotes from Detailing his accomplishments: “My proudest moment here wasn’t when I increased profits by 17 percent, or cut expenditures without losing a single member of staff. It was a young Guatemalan guy, first job in the country, barely spoke a word of English, but he came to me and said, ‘Mr. Even if you find out that there is a better fire in Connecticut.” Explaining the office Diwali celebration: “Tonight, one of our most ethnic co-workers, Kelly, has invited us all to a Diwali celebration put on by her community. But, at the end of my life, when I’m sitting on my yacht, am I gonna be thinking about how much money I have? I’m going to be thinking about how many friends I have, and my children, and my comedy albums.
He sucked.” Excusing his forwarding of inappropriate e-mails: “When I said that I was king of forwards, you’ve got to understand that I don’t come up with this stuff. You wouldn’t arrest a guy who was just passing drugs from one guy to another.” Lamenting Jim’s decision to change jobs: “I was shocked when he told me he was transferring to Stamford. Twenty minutes later, you find out that it is essentially a Hindu Halloween.” Proclaiming his status as a man of the people: “I don’t want somebody sucking up to me because they think I am going to help their career.
I mean, I have a yacht, so I obviously did pretty well money-wise.” Finally getting fed up with Jan: “When I said that I wanted to have kids and you said that you wanted me to have a vasectomy, what did I do?